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    Xurugg's Mizzun fer Gruntee!

    Ug der uruks! Mi wurk lung agh hard tu mub ub frum pug sinze mi juin da bluudklan, agh sum daiz agu Grunt Nok'Tor zend mi un mizzun tu prube miselb. Et wuz a lung mizzun agh mi trabul manee plazes arown da landz. Mi wuz zent tru mojo muunhul tu plase mi neber peek befur. Wid unlee HH rags agh nubhosh cleeber wepun, diz wuz gun bi challinz fer nakid Xurugg.

    Mi hab peek'd mapz ub briddun agh trabul'd bifor agh mi gruk dat uruk pew furt un da nort er da nort wezt, su mi run tuward dat wai untel mi fynd a darke cabe entrunce.

    Mi tink dat mabe mi kan peek bubhosh armur agh lusk en der, su mi tak steb intu da darkniz.



    Unce inzyd mi kan heer sum ub dem byg lizziez agh utter munsters blah'n.. bu' bifur mi kan tink abowt lizzies mi heer sumting frum da entrunce! Et sownd lyk oomies.. agh smelz lyk SOK'Z! Wyt unlee nubhosh cleeber agh nub armur mi kwickli hydee.



    Ani udder dai mi wood klomp dem oomies, bu' mi un a mizzun frum Nok'Tor tudai! Su mi zneek owt ub der agh fullow da mowntanz furter nort. Mi stumbul acruzz sumting mi neber peek befur.. sum kynd ub byg mazy trapz! Ut ash mi tink mabe dey sumting bubhosh inzyd mi kan uze, bu' aftur sum tikz m reeliz dis juz a tupid oomie gaym! Nub peek nuttin der su mi git owt juz az kwick!



    Abtur run'n da saym wai mi ztart tu remebur mi surowndinz.. mi un da rode tu da uruk furt! Mi almuz hom! doh mi styl ned manee tings tu kumpleet diz mizzun:

    Armur, lusk, rags.. mi trabel lung wai agh nub cloz tu wat neded! Abtur tinkin sum tiks mi remebur da sabajes un diz rode, agh dem alwaz hab manee rags agh sum bune armur! Un da wai der mi peek sum udder oomies un da rode, agh ash ub dem hab a lusk! Mi run agh klomp da tupid oomie agh tak dat! HOOOOWAH!

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    Mi zpend sum mur tikz der kolectin mur rags agh armur agh den mi kuntinu nort. Mi peek da cabe passuj dat leed tu cyti agh muunhul dat bi da uruk furt. Mi beri cloz tu da furt bu' mi kan gu bak witowt al dem skah dat Grunt blah mi git.



    Su mi gu tu muunhul agh trabel tu Cobe tu klomp sum ub dem shardiez agh dat byg uruk furt, agh mabe mi git sum armur fer chezt agh uder uruk skah. Mi kolect wut mi kan agh den mi trabel bak tu muunhul. Ware mi gun gu nuw mi tink?



    Ukie, yub... mi hab sum skah, sum wepunz.. mi tink mi redee tu klomp sum oomies agh git da rezt ub da armur mi ned! Ash plaz mi gu iz Jelum. Mabe sum stynkee SOK's be der, agh diz tym mi bi redi tu fyt! Mi nub peek dem su mi hed ober tu dem pyts tu peek ib anee oomies der. Mi peek ash oomie dat wearyn da leddur armur mi ned! Wi buth atak agh fyt fer lung lung tym, bu' wit mi nubhosh axe mi styl kan nub finesh klomp'n em. Mi kep hym trabbed fer sum tym agh ebentuali dat oomie gib ub agh run awai.



    Mi uze muunhul agen agh trabel tu Zkara cyti. Mi peek a nudder oomie en oomie hut. Mi try agh skare dem agh mak dem gib tribut tu, bu' dis oomie gruks dat hym zafe becuz ub dem gardz. AAAAUUGH!!! Wel mi try dat anywai!

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    Ad diz poynt Xurugg feel'n nubhosh. Mi ned betur lusk! er mi need git dat armur. Su mi gruk ash plaz mi mabe git bot ub dat. Mi trabel tu Briddun muunhul agh mak lung walk ober tu cabe da oomies kall dizpize. Inzyd der mi remebur byg munster wyt ash eye, agh dem alwaz hab bubhosh wepunz agh ledder armur. Abtur manee cloze kallz mi klomped a cyklops dat hab sum armur mi ned.



    Mi stai der manee tiks agh kolect manee shiniez agh bubhosh wepunz agh armur. Nuw mi alzo hab byg shiniez tribut fer bluudklan! Nuw mi ned bi beri karful su mi nub git klomped, doh mi ztil ned glubz!



    Briddun buneyardz hab glubz, mi unlee ned klomp sum skelitunz! Bu' mi gruk dat manee oomies gu der, su mi hab tu bi kwick agh sneeki tu git owt ub der alibe.

    Et nub tak mi lung tu fynd wut mi ned, agh mi finali hab eberyting mi ned tu kum bak hom az a gruntee! HOOOOWAAAAAAH!!!!!! Nuw ib unlee mi kan mak et bak!
    Un wai bak mi peek manee oomies fytin en plazes dem nebur at, su mi ztart tu git wurried, bu' Xurugg kan hydee juz az wel az Xurugg kan KLOMP!
    Mi mak it bak tu briddun muunhul agh trabel tu Pew. Xurugg beri exzitud nuw, da mizzun wuz almuz ober.



    Az mi wulk bak tu furt mi be gruk'n.. wi nub lyk dem oomies. dem oomie ned manee shiniez agh tu much skah tu du aneeting. Uz uruks strung agh kan surbibe anewere! Espezli wen wi wurk tugetter. Wi hab manee bubhosh uruk dat wil git klomped fer da bluudklan agh klomp udders eben mur. Mi ash ub dez.. mi redi tu fyt aneewere agh aneeting tu difend mi uruk bruddas!
    Mi fynalee reech da furt agh mi am prowd ub miselb agh mi bluudklan. Nuw mi unle ned gib dis skah tu Nok'Tor agh peek wut hem gruks.



    MIZZUN AKUMLPIZED! HOOOWAH BLUUDKLAN!
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    HOOOOOOWAH! Bubhosh werk Xurugg! Me gruk'ed lat kuld du et!! HOOOOWAH XURUGG GRUNTEE!!!!

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    Diz am bubhosh skribbul!! My gruk Xurugg beeb bubhosh gruntee!

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    Hoh dat wuz hosh wurk urk! Lat wyl gruk mani tingz az gruntee!

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