Trezur Hunt'n Wiff De Peerat Dirg!

[Nok'Tor]

Diz Muun wuz a saltee ash! a perfekt muun fur saylin. Nok'tor wakee tu fynd Dirg fyshin bi de nuw Jello Owtpowzt.
"Ug!" Nok blah'd, "Bubhosh tu peek lat wakee! wer lat Bin!?"
"Me bin kollektin mapz! trezur maps! agh me gruk wer de shinnies am!" Dirg yell az dem pugs agh gruntees gaddured ub.
Dem urkz pak demselbs intu a Juggah agh hed owt tu da See!

Dem Urks sayul fur meni tikz Untyl dem kum akrozz sum uzg! ebriash hup owt agh follow Dirg tu wer im stash de trezur! Ash't uz git der Dirg Starded tu Dig!....agh dig!....AGH DIG!!

Ull dat diggin wakee a bunj ub skarri skah! dem angree agh hungri agh tri tu eet ub Dirg!

Id wuz a bruutul fyt agh sum pugs eben gu flat! bud in de end Uz clomp dem ull. Dar'Tomba tri agh sneekr a peek at de luut agh gu BUUUM! har har! gezz dat teej imz dat grunts luut ash't! Aftur uz git it upun uz peeked ad ull de bubhosh shinie skah der wuz. Dirg surted dem owt and uz styl left wiff Bunj ub bubhosh skah! HOOOOOWAH BLOODCLAN! HOOOWAH! TREZUR HUNT'N!



*Special thanks to Dirg for not only waking up after so long but instantly jumping into orc mode and coming up with a fun activity for us. HOOOWAH!

[Loathgar]

HOOWAH! sad I missed it.