Fiynullee dem oomies youz bubhosh Uruk tagtiks agh dey pud uz en krimp agh krossheel...uz styll klomped bud uz kazualteez starded tu mownt ub...Aya ting dat iv oomies nub youz blayde speeridz agh skerri mojoz dem wuud awl gu flad!!!



Finullee avter mugch karneeg, uz kuud nub keeb ub! Dem wuz tuu meni oomiez fydin agh nub enuv Uruks!!



Uz wen flad wiv HONNER!! Uz qwenged da Bluudgod's neeb!!! Agh em zmiled duuwn ubun uz...Uz regroubed ad da Rok Hud!!



Uz Uruks shewed dem oomies uz poweerz diz dei!!! Dem knu gruk dat uz ub FERCE nub tu bee taykin lydlee!!! Uz wiill zuun ged uz UZG bak, fruum dem hanz!! Agh da Bluudgod wanz uz tu tayk id fruum der DED!!! HANZ!!! HOOOOOWAAAHH!!!!