A Tale of Two Pugs

[Nok'Tor]

Ash muun Nok wakee tu fynd dub Pugz ruhn'in rown de furt. Dem Peek predi burd su Nok blah tu dem "EH!, Lat dummies Git en lyn. Uz gu'in un a patruul!" Aftur geddin dem sum skah tu wer agh sumtin tu clomp wiff uz head owt tu de Urk mynz. idz been a wyl sinz me peek dat bruut agh Nok wan blah ug.

Sumwer Alung de wei uz peek a hummie bodee in da rowd, and it eben hab sum skah un id. Nok blah'd owt tu dem puggies "Deez am Hummie trakz, Sniff dem owt!" agh juzt lyk dat dem pyk ub da steenk ub a hummie agh id leed dem ryt tu a kolapsin hut! WUT HOSH LUK!! HUMMIES TU CLOMP! HOOOWAH BLOODCLAN!!


Aftur dem Ash't Kubbul gu duwn dem kum bak wiff frenz! but Nok'Tor agh Imz Pug'azzult teem nub skayrd! dem jezt dig en agh git tu werk. "WHU EBUR BREENG NOK DE MOWZT HEDZ GITZ A PRYZ!" Nok skreem'd az dem Cirkul'd a hummie fur a krimp.


Deez hummies nub gib ub, Dem jezt keeb kummen bak wiff muur frenz. but dat nub slo De pug'azzult teem duwn asht tik. Dem jezt kebt Clompin agh clompin agh clompin untyl dem wuz drenjed in hummie bluud agh de hut wuz derz.

[Nok'Tor]

Aftur sum tikz Ash ub da puggies Throl git ty'urd agh hab tu gu sleebie. Bud de Pug'azzult teem Kall in a bubhosh bakup Agh Wuk'Tar Joyned Qugug in sum Pug un hummie krymz! Dem clomp agh clomp agh clomp untyl uz kud nub karri eni muur skah!


Bud nub mattur huw meni dem clomped de hummies kept kummin. Dem pugz shur pud ub ash bubhosh fyt. Bud muur hummies kum wiff blakfuud agh spook dem. Dem pugz fergit ash ruul "ULWEYZ STIK TUGEDUR!" agh skattur. Dem panik agh eventulee Nok am de lazt urk standin. Bud dat nub lazt lung "HOOOWAH" ,Nok showted "DEFF TU ULL HUMMIES!" agh charj'd dem tu meet imz fayt!


Throl, Qugug, agh Wuk'Tar am de Unstobubul Puggie'azzult teem! dem pleezed de bloodgod wiff da blood ub owr enemeez! HOOOOWAH BLOODCLAN!!!

[Sed'rog]

Good work boys :>... Good to see some new blood in the mix.

[Aya'Stigi]

Hooooooowahhhhhh!