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Ug der Urukz. Aya gun tu blah diz en oomie dub zu dem Dumskahz kan gruk wat em blah'n... Diz em eh tayle ub Deff, Lub, Hartbrake, agh da jenrul nubhoshnezz ub da oomie rayce. Aya stard da muun ovv marg'n em Terraturree...
(Hey there Orc Brothers. Aya is going to tell this story in human as well so those dumba$$es can understand what I am saying. This is a tale of death, love, heartbreak, and the general terrible ways of the human race. Aya started the night off by marking his territory.)
Id nub tayke luung fer eh oomie tu ender Ayaz protekted Uzg agh em eben klomp eh BOK BOK momo! Em wuz eh panzee agh em ruun uff reel faz'd tu da Gwardz...SKAH'N GWARDZ!!!
(It did not take long for a human to enter Aya's protected lands and he even killed a chicken's mother! He was a big sissy though and he ran off really fast to the guardzone...F$$king GUARDS!!!
Aya dezide tu kut tru Arrbeer tu patruul da deddi yart...Em run'd entu Kenni Naylzun...hu kwiklee ezkurt'd Aya owd agh em wuz nub nyce abowd id...Negz tyme Aya mite hab tu berri em womp en dat Pewbiez skah'n hed...Agh huu blah tu Kenni dat Aya wuz byg buun'd? Lyke Ayaz momo blah tu em...Aya lat em nub fad...lat em HUZKEE!!! HAR!!!
(Aya then decides to cut through Arbor to patrol the graveyard. He then ran into Kenny Nelson, who quickly escorted Aya out and he was not very nice about it. Next time Aya might have to bury his mace in that Yewbian's fu$$ing head. By the way who told the Kenny that Aya was big boned? Like Aya's mother always said to him "Aya you are not fat, you are husky" HAHA)
Aya kwiglee gu tu werk agh ettak ash oomie den dat breedurz snaga boi ettak Aya...De klomp'n enzuu'd agh da snaga boi enflikt Aya wiff Mojo toxunz...diz fyte laz meni tikz agh Aya awlmoz klomp'd da snaga boi, bud Aya wen flad frum da efektz ub da Mojo toxunz...
(Aya quickly went to work and attacked one human then that woman's enslaved boy attacked Aya. The fighting ensued and the enslaved boy inflicted Aya with magic poisons. The fight lasted many minutes and and Aya almost killed the enslaved boy but Aya finally died from the effects of the magic poisons)
Dub tikz laydur Aya peek diz oomie agh Aya wen tu Klompin...Den anudder oomie joyn en egenst Aya wen em almoz hab da firz oomie Klomp'd...Den annuder joyn dem dubz...Aya hab Gahk oomiez klomp'n em...Diz shu dat da awl oomiez er Panzeez!!! Dem kannot eben Klomp Aya Dub verz Ash...
"Two minutes later Aya sees this human and Aya went to fighting. Then another human joined in against Aya when he almost had the first human killed. Then another joined those two, Aya had 3 humans fighting him. This shows that all humans are sissies and cannot even kill Aya 2 vs. 1.)
Aya peek anudder oomie dat nub pai tribuut, su Aya tri tu tayk id owt ub em azz...Diz oomie run'd strayt tu da gwardz bud Aya perzuud aniwai...Den mer oomiez joyn dat Ash oomie ad Ash poynt Aya hab H ooomiez tri'n tu Klomp em...id tayk awl H ub dem tu tayk Aya duwn...Aya em su zik ub deez PANZEEZ!!! Wut em diz muun da PANZEE ULYMPIKZ???
(Aya runs into another human that does not pay tribute, so Aya attempts to take it out of his a$$. This human ran straight to the guards but Aya pursued anyway. Then another humna joined that first human and at one point Aya had 5 humans trying to kill him. It took all 5 to finally take Aya down. Aya is sick of these SISSIES!!! What was tonight? The SISSY OLYMPICS???
Eniwei Aya hed bak tu Arrbeer agh run'd entu anudder Pewbie...Diz Ash klomp eh BOK BOK momo...Su Aya ingage...Deez Pewbiez blah funni...
(Anyway Aya headed back to Arbor and ran into another Yewbian. This one killed a chicken's mother, so Aya engaged...These Yewbians talk funny)
Aya hed entu Arrbeer agh em veel lunelee...em hab nub hab da lub ub eh breedur en meni muunz...sinze der em eh shurtage ub Uruk breedurz Aya dezide em wuud zlum agh tri em luk wiff eh Pewbie...Aya pik Kachinga tu tri tu mayk emz lubber...Er hab eh nize azz fer eh oomie agh Aya lyke huw er karri er Kigg...Ledz peek wat habben...
(Aya headed into Arbor and he felt lonely. He had not had the love of a woman in many days. Since there is a shortage of Orc women, Aya decided he would try his luck with a Yewbian. Aya picked Kachina tu try and make his lover. She has a pretty nice behind for a human and Aya likes the way she carries her spear. Let's see what happens.)
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