Orcish Poetry

[Burz'Ro]

I dug up some old poems I made long ago. Some are better than others... I even left out a few of the worst ones. First is a bit of extra vocabulary:

Brugh = Water
Yula = Wind/Air
Ghaash = Fire
Tokshun = Poison

Individual Character Poems:

Uz ull gruk bubhosh Lug'dug
hym myx cydur wid sum brugh
den wen hym thruw de bula
Lug klompz nubtin bud yula

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Uz ull gruk Surjin Nok'tor
hym wanz tu be ash Doktor
wen oomiez klomp wid tokshunz
hym krozzheeliez agh nub ruhnz

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Ug, me am bubhosh Burz
Me rayd wid mojo Lurz
Sumtymez uz gid en trubbul
den Mend'r Dru makz muunhull

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Uz ull gruk da Peerat Grish
Hym reeli lykez tu kadj fyzh
Grish am ash bubhosh Peerat
Un jugga hym makz lat flat

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Uz ull gruk warbozz Mur
Un raydz hym lykez tu luur
agh swyng arownd hymz lusk...
klompz oomiez flat bi duzk

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Uz ull gruk eldur Gnarlug
hym blahz fur lapz tu owr pug
wen dem krimp avtur klomp
Gnarlug flatz dem wid womp

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Uz ull gruk Sek'Morag
hym ulweyz gut ash rag
Hym pard ub Blak Tuuth Gryn
agh druulz bluud un hymz chyn

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A poem by Nok'Tor:
Vretk bangz de drumz ub War
Den maykrz dem bodeez hyt de fluur
agh wen dem hummies am unduur buut
Deff Metul zolo, cydur, den LUUT!

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A poem by Snarg/Wirg:
Da breedur'z awl azk Wirg fur shinies,
Su Wirg teefs su him kan hit dem hinies,
Wen dere am nub shinies fur Wirg tu Teef,
Wirg finds a moo-moo an ridez dat beef.

Kuz da breedurs nub sleeb wif Wirg aftur him nub hav shiniez kuz dey shiniez diggun skunkz. Su me hab tu sleep wiff moo-moo..
Oh krab diz supozed to rhyme an den me tayke poo-poo.

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A poem by Tip'Sur:
Sed'rog luuk lyk uglee frog
Imz gu tu jayl agh gitz robbed
Silli sed imz a sped
Nub kall imz tupid or imz fayce gitz all red
Gruk it breedr lat heerd wot mi sed

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A poem by Sed'rog: (edited for clarity)
Tip'sur nub gruk iv imz urk, ommie, ur ded
Imz gruk nub idee bi whu imz am led
Imz nub wunnu gu klomp, juzt ged drinkied inzted!

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General Poems:

Krimp, trazh, agh mazh dat oomie
Klomp, ghaash, agh hym gu buumie
Ledz gid dem wid de kiggrz
Dem oomiez fluwur pikrz!

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Ey oomie gib uz tribuut!
ur uz klomp agh tayk byg luut
Iv shineez kum frum nubash
den uz wyll klomp un dub... ash...

*klompz*

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Ash tyme dere wuz ash nuwburn
hym nebur wantid tu lern
Wen hym stuud un de grunt ramp
de warbozz blahed fur buutkamp

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Let me know if you want a short personal poem for your orc.