Uz gu entu da bazemend neer briddun banc tu trik oomies agh klomp dem flat! Nub lung bifure de firztreeli tupid viktumkuztomur kom tu awr shob! Dem nargaz am mayd ob de bezt muumuu hyde tu buut. Rulg lat!
Emz wuz nub beri habbi abowt urkz takrin emz shinies ad awl. Em bryng en BAK UB! SKAH!
Muz hab ay kozin hiddun en de kornur agh em gitz mozt ob awr skah. Uz uze wut liddul krab uz hab lebt to deztroi dis ash. HOOWAH! MUR BLUUD FUR DA BLUUDGUD!
Dem dum oomiez am nuuburn ebery tik. Dey lub tu gib demselbs tu de Bluudgud!
De lazt ash gib meeb sum reeli bubhosh leddur agh gr'kig azk meeb ef id wuz hosh.
Yog wunt tu blah dat wuz awl agh uz ezkayp. Nub. Deez dub skahs wiff deemunz kaym duwn agh abtur ay bluudbaff awl obur de bazemend, de mytee urkz fel tu dem tuupid stinki oomie mojos. *spits* Negst tyme skahurz. Negst tyme.